Oh wow thank you! The sheer brilliance of his touching techniques is something that dawns on everybody at one point in their lives. It’s a joy and an honour to share it!
So glad you like it too!
Oh wow thank you! The sheer brilliance of his touching techniques is something that dawns on everybody at one point in their lives. It’s a joy and an honour to share it!
So glad you like it too!
I see. Well, Thank you for the credit! Good luck with the blog.

I don’t mind guys. I OWN NOTHING. However your plan may have already been done…
I wouldn’t mind some myself. Though if he was giving them out there’d be a bloody long queue!
All hail Pope Benedict XVI Cumberbatch. Our Pope Benedict is less Nazi Youth and more TV sleuth…
I really need a life if I come up with rhymes like that.
I would never try to kill them…
Although that would mean Benedict would have to administer the kiss of life and chest compressions. I highly doubt anybody would turn down such an offer.
Scroll away! At least you’ve found us now! That was close ;)
You are very, very welcome. Please enjoy at your leisure. Should this blog come with a warning?
Oh my. Are you okay? Do we have a first aider in the house willing to administer the kiss of life?
You sir! You’ll do.

That’s right, remove your scarf for better access.
Welcome! Thank you, glad you like it. I’m afraid I can’t offer you a tissue to wipe your elated tears on, but I can offer you a sheet…?

Will that do?
I would wager you’re not. I one day aspire to be a piece of denim that is touched by Mr Twiddler himself. Or perhaps a violin bow, waiting to be polished.
If we wish hard enough…
This blog is Benedict Touching Things, my dear. Do come in, take a seat and enjoy the show ;)
Oh little anon show your face! :) How lully! Thank you for the lovely message.
Why thank you :) Benedict is at his finest when brushing his fingertips over things…
It may not live up to it’s hype, but by God, we’ll try. 2000 followers is a special milestone (as is every 1000. I just want a good excuse to party).
I’ll be doing a little Q&A and be posting random little pictures during the day, including a few guest spots. So get you’re questions in! I’ll be as honest as I can with the answers!
I just wanted to say a huge thank you to you guys who follow, submit, send in asks and questions etc. Let us love life. Many thanks also for Benedict for being totally unaware of this creepzone and for his roaming hands. Long may they roam.
Here’s to many more still images of Benedict touching paraphernalia.

I believe in Benedict Cumberbatch! Get it trending.
BUT WHY WOULD HE LIE?! Benedict never lies!
Never mention the fact he said he doesn’t smoke yet he clearly does.
There’s no such thing as ‘too turned on’. Benedict touching a car door is one of those pictures…you’re not the first to say they like it. Something about motor vehicles and men. You’re very welcome. Thank you for the lovely message!
Thank you and thank you again.
As for the last part: you’re welcome and why has it taken you this long to become obsessed with his touching ways?! ;)
The thought (very briefly) flitted across my mind. However I read/saw somewhere that he did the stunts for that scene himself.
I then saw some chin action in the photo and there was no doubt.
This is the best idea I’ve heard yet. However, may I suggest one small change? Before the proposed enshrining, you should send me a multitude of photo’s of him coming into contact with the blog from a plethora of angles.
Then I shall post them on here and weep with joy.
Then you can enshrine away.
Best plan yet. Yes. I love it. And so does Benedict.

Of course do what you will :) Although to mark the 2000 followers mark on this blog I was going to do a guest spot featuring Martin Freeman!
Let me know when you make your blog!
Anything concerning Benedict makes more sense than it should This blog makes all the sense and none of the sense all at the same time; the contradiction makes my head hurt.
I’m so glad this vicious cycle of Benedict appreciation is not something of a burden to you, but the very opposite. I’m very happy you like the blog.
Thank you for the lovely message. May Benedict keep touching many a’thing.
Hmm one thing, you say? Well aside from the obvious ‘Benedict touching a blog of Benedict touching things’ (which is a life ambition), I’d really want a picture of Benedict touching Tumblr just for the banter.
Or maybe Benedict touching something with sass (I love it when he touches things with sass!)
Great question :)
Such high praise indeed! You’re welcome. Ah Benedict; making lives better by the day.
If I knew where to find him, this would be top of my agenda. It is my life goal.
Hello dearest followers.
We are fast approaching the godly 2000 followers mark and I want to do something special to celebrate it when the time comes. It’s a way off but I wanted some idea’s on how to celebrate such a momentous occasion now so I’m mentally and physically prepared.
Please note I will never be mentally or physically prepared for 2000 followers. I will probably be sitting here crying tears of joy while unceremoniously melting into a gibbering puddle from the sheer gratitude.
I’ve had a few messages requesting a Q&A but:
Although I would love to do a Q&A day, I wanted to ask you all what you would like to do? Seeing as it’s the followers who make the blog, it’s only right.
Leave me a message and we’ll see what happens when the time comes. :)
Many thanks.

Here’s a gif of Benedict touching a sparkly rainbow to entice you.