Benedict Touching Things

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April 2012

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You are a stroke of brilliance in the world. I know you get this all the time, but it's for a very, very good reason. I can't believe I almost went through life without realising how amazing it can be when Benedict's body is in the world, being in the vicinity of various things. It's beautiful.

Oh wow thank you! The sheer brilliance of his touching techniques is something that dawns on everybody at one point in their lives. It’s a joy and an honour to share it! 

So glad you like it too!

Apr 23, 20122 notes
Apr 23, 201282 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #boxer shorts #no words #except for fucking hell #i come with beauteousness
Apr 22, 2012266 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #colin firth #tinker tailor soldier spy #so homoerotic #i love it #sherlock touching mr darcy #my worlds have collided #boom
Yeah, that was me. I made it yesterday because I got impatient. But even if you don't technically "own" the idea, I made sure to credit/link to you cause my new tumblr wouldn't exist without inspiration from yours!

I see. Well, Thank you for the credit! Good luck with the blog.

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Apr 22, 20121 note
Soooo.... permission to sort of steal your idea and make an "Andrew Scott touching things" blog? I see there's one for Martin too and I feel like Andrew is being left out.

I don’t mind guys. I OWN NOTHING. However your plan may have already been done…

http://andrewscotttouchingthings.tumblr.com/

Apr 22, 20121 note
Apr 22, 2012177 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #invisible child #it's been a slow day #benedict is ruffling the hair of a small child i'm sure
Apr 20, 201270 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #chin #elbow #multitasking yet again #what a man #looking so engaged in his touching #might just create a tag of benedict touching various parts of his own anatomy
Benny can give me chest compressions anytime! pahahaha. :)

I wouldn’t mind some myself. Though if he was giving them out there’d be a bloody long queue!

Apr 19, 20123 notes
Apr 19, 201221 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #dawn french #Wanda Ventham #Jennifer Saunders #someone and their mum #lololol #in our family portrait...we look pretty happy
I just couldn't stop laughing about 'Pope Benedict' and the fact that the... (I don't want to say real), erm, german Pope Benedict turned 85 today. I like our Pope Benedict more. The other one looks like Darth Sidious :/

All hail Pope Benedict XVI Cumberbatch. Our Pope Benedict is less Nazi Youth and more TV sleuth…

I really need a life if I come up with rhymes like that.

Apr 19, 201213 notes
I'm sure you're trying to kill that anon... Kiss of life from that volunteer! My my! *swoons* ... and Martin touching pussy's is lovely but I think Benedict is missing out on that action! haha.

I would never try to kill them…

Although that would mean Benedict would have to administer the kiss of life and chest compressions. I highly doubt anybody would turn down such an offer. 

Apr 19, 2012
Apr 19, 201287 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #facial hair #stubblebatch #enjoy ladies
Why did I not discover this blog earlier? I have a lot of scrolling to do. Bless you.

Scroll away! At least you’ve found us now! That was close ;)

Apr 18, 20122 notes
I was about to start being normal and leave my Benedict obsession behind when BAM! Your blog comes up! I'd just like to thank you for saving from normality :)

You are very, very welcome. Please enjoy at your leisure. Should this blog come with a warning?

Apr 18, 20123 notes
Benedict should bless your blog by touching it multiple times.

This seems legit.

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via suddenlyflying.

Apr 18, 201220 notes
Apr 18, 2012192 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #paper mache donkey head #i have no words #well i have a few #the majority of them are what the fuck benedict? #BENEDICT TOUCHING AN ASS LOL #i love puns #get thee to a punnery
That'll do. *collapses because THE SHEET*

Oh my. Are you okay? Do we have a first aider in the house willing to administer the kiss of life?

You sir! You’ll do.

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That’s right, remove your scarf for better access.

Apr 18, 201215 notes
oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAWD. I'M CRYING THIS MAY BE THE BEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF THE INTERNET.

Welcome! Thank you, glad you like it. I’m afraid I can’t offer you a tissue to wipe your elated tears on, but I can offer you a sheet…?

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Will that do?

Apr 18, 20123 notes
I really hope I'm not the only one plagued by the want to someday appear on this blog, even if at the cost of turning an inanimate object... right?

I would wager you’re not. I one day aspire to be a piece of denim that is touched by Mr Twiddler himself. Or perhaps a violin bow, waiting to be polished.

If we wish hard enough…

Apr 18, 20125 notes
Apr 18, 201253 notes
#martin freeman #touching #pussy #pussy magnet #pussy patrol #2000 followers #special guest spot #never gonna get enough martin freeman pussy puns
what is this blog it is amazing

This blog is Benedict Touching Things, my dear. Do come in, take a seat and enjoy the show ;)

Apr 18, 20121 note
Apr 18, 2012175 notes
#martin freeman #benedicttouchingthings #touching #pussy #cat #i am aware #special guest spot #2000 followers
i think u might become one of my favourite blogs. ur AWESOME!

Oh little anon show your face! :) How lully! Thank you for the lovely message. 

Apr 18, 2012
Ok, I cannot believe I did not find this blog sooner! It's just so WITTY! Benedict has never been finer...

Why thank you :) Benedict is at his finest when brushing his fingertips over things…

Apr 18, 2012
Apr 18, 201289 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #large pipette #squeeze that pipette #so much concentration #fighting back the urge to write some awful innuendos #scientific apparatus #getting the ball rolling
The Day Has Arrived!

It may not live up to it’s hype, but by God, we’ll try. 2000 followers is a special milestone (as is every 1000. I just want a good excuse to party).

I’ll be doing a little Q&A and be posting random little pictures during the day, including a few guest spots. So get you’re questions in! I’ll be as honest as I can with the answers!

I just wanted to say a huge thank you to you guys who follow, submit, send in asks and questions etc. Let us love life. Many thanks also for Benedict for being totally unaware of this creepzone and for his roaming hands. Long may they roam.

Here’s to many more still images of Benedict touching paraphernalia.

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Apr 18, 201218 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #benedicttouchingthings #2000 followers #Starter for Ten #CELEBRATIONZ #thank you
Apr 17, 201214 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #benedicttouchingthings #followers #ahhhhh #love to all #thank you
I actually think that is Benedict. I tried to lighten the picture up some to see his face better, and I think it is him flying up there! Benedict's nose really is huge... and look at the chins! Also, his fingers are the right lengths.

I believe in Benedict Cumberbatch! Get it trending.

Apr 17, 20122 notes
I'm afraid that's not Benedict touching high altitudes ... I've read about him doing that stunt himself, too, but it's not him in that particular photo. Look at that nose! that's a long-ish nose, not Benedict's!

BUT WHY WOULD HE LIE?! Benedict never lies!

Never mention the fact he said he doesn’t smoke yet he clearly does.

Apr 17, 2012
OMG I just found this blog and now I'm far too turned on (especially by Benedict touching a car door, WTF is wrong with me??). Thank you for this awesomeness <3

There’s no such thing as ‘too turned on’. Benedict touching a car door is one of those pictures…you’re not the first to say they like it. Something about motor vehicles and men. You’re very welcome. Thank you for the lovely message! 

Apr 17, 20123 notes
Apr 17, 201231 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #carrier bag swag #golden carrier bag #noone can handle it #touching #you work that carrier bag and tux ben #doesn't it look like that statue is bowing to him #ALL HAIL BENEDICT TOUCHING A BAG
I love you. You are an amazing person. And now I am obsessed with Cumberbatch touching things. Woaw.

Thank you and thank you again.

As for the last part: you’re welcome and why has it taken you this long to become obsessed with his touching ways?! ;)

Apr 17, 20122 notes
Apr 17, 201253 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #martin freeman #head #this is not an innuendo i repeat not an innuendo #jk of course it is
do you really think its benedict who touch a high altitude? I don't actually think so. I can't see his cheekbones properly so i can't decide certainly..

The thought (very briefly) flitted across my mind. However I read/saw somewhere that he did the stunts for that scene himself.

I then saw some chin action in the photo and there was no doubt.

Apr 16, 20122 notes
I will now start carrying around a printout of this blog so that in the very unlikely event that the Great Cumberbatch and I ever meet, I will be able to whip this blog out and ask him to touch it. I will have this photographed. And then I will enshrine it.

This is the best idea I’ve heard yet. However, may I suggest one small change? Before the proposed enshrining, you should send me a multitude of photo’s of him coming into contact with the blog from a plethora of angles.

Then I shall post them on here and weep with joy.

Then you can enshrine away.

Best plan yet. Yes. I love it. And so does Benedict. 

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Apr 16, 201217 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #OH GREAT CUMBERBATCH #everyone do this #just do this for me? #just one thing #each carry a print out and then STALK THE DAYLIGHTS out of benny
Apr 16, 2012130 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #high altitude #sherlock #reichenbach fall #hey ben hows it hanging? #benedict is just hanging out #i'm going to stop now #too many puns so little time
Hey would you mind if i made a martin freeman touching things blog? based after yours, of course. i would give you credit too. if not, thats fine

Of course do what you will :) Although to mark the 2000 followers mark on this blog I was going to do a guest spot featuring Martin Freeman!

Let me know when you make your blog!

Apr 16, 20125 notes
Apr 15, 201220 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #jugular #frankenstein #jonny lee miller #olivier award winners 2012 #congrats #blatantly benedict killing jonny for taking his role #Y U STEAL SHERLOCK FROM ME JONNY? #so much primitive aggression
I came on your Tumblr because... Well just because. And then, it made more sense than I thought it would. And I planned on saying something about it, but everytime I decided I'd ask/tell you something, I saw another picture of Ben. And so I scrolled all the way through your Tumblr, and then I didn't have any distraction. And then I came here, to tell you that this is amazing. And I am so overwhelmed by the beauty of this all, that my grammar doesn't make any sense anymore. But I love it :D

Anything concerning Benedict makes more sense than it should This blog makes all the sense and none of the sense all at the same time; the contradiction makes my head hurt.

I’m so glad this vicious cycle of Benedict appreciation is not something of a burden to you, but the very opposite. I’m very happy you like the blog.

Thank you for the lovely message. May Benedict keep touching many a’thing.

Apr 15, 2012
Oh hai new favourite thing ever! What is the one thing you would kill to have a picture of Benedict touching on this blog? ^_^

Hmm one thing, you say? Well aside from the obvious ‘Benedict touching a blog of Benedict touching things’ (which is a life ambition), I’d really want a picture of Benedict touching Tumblr just for the banter.

Or maybe Benedict touching something with sass (I love it when he touches things with sass!)

Great question :)

Apr 15, 20123 notes
Apr 15, 201221 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #zachary quinto #this all looks a bit rude #and zachary is LOVING it
Apr 14, 201233 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #microscope #so engaged #less sass #what #i wonder can he see a magnified version of this blog through that microscope? #what else could be seeing?
this is the best thing I have ever come across on the internet ever. its existence has made my own existence infinitely more enjoyable. thank you.

Such high praise indeed! You’re welcome. Ah Benedict; making lives better by the day.

Apr 13, 20121 note
Apr 13, 2012107 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #juno temple #atonement #creeperbatch #looking like a top creep
You should write to Benedict and ask for a picture of him touching your blog...

If I knew where to find him, this would be top of my agenda. It is my life goal.

Apr 13, 201216 notes
2000 Followers Celebration Ideas

Hello dearest followers.

We are fast approaching the godly 2000 followers mark and I want to do something special to celebrate it when the time comes. It’s a way off but I wanted some idea’s on how to celebrate such a momentous occasion now so I’m mentally and physically prepared.

Please note I will never be mentally or physically prepared for 2000 followers. I will probably be sitting here crying tears of joy while unceremoniously melting into a gibbering puddle from the sheer gratitude.

I’ve had a few messages requesting a Q&A but:

  • I’m a rather dull person and answers may leave a lot to be desired. I literally sit here googling photo’s of him touching things. My life is just a hoot.
  • There are only so many questions one can ask about touching things.

Although I would love to do a Q&A day, I wanted to ask you all what you would like to do? Seeing as it’s the followers who make the blog, it’s only right.

Leave me a message and we’ll see what happens when the time comes. :)

Many thanks.

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Here’s a gif of Benedict touching a sparkly rainbow to entice you.

Apr 13, 20129 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #benedicttouchingthings #2000 followers #q&amp;a #messages #YAY #lovely hetero gif #simply magical #CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!
Apr 13, 2012129 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #car door #no sass this time sadly #just some good old fashioned touching #look at his wee little briefcase #i bet he keeps a multitude of touchable things in there
Apr 12, 2012255 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #Hugh Laurie #idris elba #touching #wine glass #look at benny schmooze #just like a sim. #they're listening so intently #like please tell us more benedict #I SPY A CIGARETTE #wine and a fag...he is me #I CAN'T EVEN
Apr 12, 201241 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #invisible eight ball #he really needs to stop touching things that aren't there #shakes eight ball #does john love me? most definitely yes #shakes eight ball: is johnlock real: yes
Apr 11, 201241 notes
#benedict cumberbatch #touching #woman's jawline #i am that woman (in my dreams) #she is loving life 2k12
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