Anonymous asked: I would like you to know that your Touching Things blog is still easily the best one, and you are right in that no-one touchs things quite the same as Benedict does. While it is fun to see other people touch stuff, none of them quite compare to the Cumberbatch. And I am posting this anonymously so that the other blogs don't know it was me and get offended. :) Sorry guys, but original is still best.

Oh no she didn’t.

OH YES SHE DID.

No, but seriously, thank you. I rather like the sass and style that Benedict touches paraphernalia with. It’s an art, really. I’m not saying other actors can’t touch things with panache and grace, but Mr BC has a real elegance in his touching manner. A manner we can all dream about in our most illicit dreams  relate to.

Of course there will be some people (not naming any names because I don’t know any) who maybe aren’t keen on Mr Cumberbatch and his touching habits, and to those people I say you don’t know what you’re missing each to their own. Good luck to the other blogs.

Let the touching live on. 

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the recent creation of the Andrew Scott/Tom Hiddleston/Martin Freeman Touching Things Tumblrs?

A plethora of feelings. I don’t own anything to do with Benedict or the act of touching, therefore it is not in my jurisdiction to slay folk for using the idea. Most of the creators of these blogs have inboxed me about doing them and my response to all will be I don’t own anything and that if the people want the people should get (though if somebody tried to create a Benedict Touching Things blog, thou shall feel the effect of a CUMBERAGE.)

The only thing is the reason I made this blog in particular is because Mr Benedict is Mr. Twiddler. Personally that’s why I felt it suited him down to the ground. Although, admittedly, other actors do touch things from time to time, just with not as much panache and sass as our own dear Benedict.

Viva la Benedict.

you-me-at-221b-deactivated20121 asked: You're one of my favourite Benedict blogs out there!

Thank you! That’s such a lovely compliment! Stay cool.

castiel-je-taime asked: do you way the same as a duck?

Do I weigh the same as a duck? 

Yes. In fact I am a duck. Here is a photo of me taken a while back. Excuse the hair and the face; I had no make-up on!

herdustisverypretty asked: Oh my god. This is just... PERFECTION. My day has been made!!

I love you! So glad we could be of assistance!