Benedict Touching Things

i just want to let you know that when i checked my dash and saw that you posted something i picked up my laptop and hugged and exclaimed "GUYS MY FAVORITE BLOG IS BACK IT'S BACK YESSSS" so thanks for coming back

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:33:11 +0000

So much love. May Benedict continue to touch you.

Benedict touching an infant.

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 23:47:10 +0000

Benedict touching an infant.

Benedict touching a wheelchair-bound woman.

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 19:17:00 +0100

Benedict touching a wheelchair-bound woman.

All of your posts (tags included) should be printed in pamphlets and copies of those pamphlets should be thrown out of very, very tall buildings onto the streets of every European city. Then people would be too amused to care about the euro crisis and life would resume as if the recession had never happened.

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 20:37:00 +0100

This is the best idea I have ever heard (along with the person who suggested that they walk around with a printout of the blog in case they ever bump into the Batch and need him to touch the blog with haste). I commend you my dear.

I am going to Greece tomorrow as a matter of fact, so I may just bring lots of printouts to assuage the financial crisis over there. (If I don’t ever post again, it’s because the Greeks have killed me for trying to soothe their debt with pictures of a British man touching things).

Benedict touching his hips.

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 20:25:07 +0100

Benedict touching his hips.

Benedict touching his fingers.

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 22:33:47 +0100

Benedict touching his fingers.

god bless this blog

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 21:11:29 +0100

God bless you, you delightful creature.

Benedict touching the surf.

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 21:02:40 +0100

Benedict touching the surf.

Oh god, I've just only found this blog. yep about 5 mins ago This is one of the best blogs I've ever seen and long may it continue. Oh Mycroft so funny trying to keep quiet as everyone is asleep in the house is so hard but oh god too funny. Too Funny. Keep laughing at every picture. I love the concept too, it's very original and unique.

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 14:09:40 +0100

Try clicking the random button at the top of the page to generate random posts. That way you might find some you missed before ;) So glad you like the blog! Will try to stay on top of my duties to it!

Enjoy away and thank you for the lovely message!

Benedict touching two glasses at once. Requested by...

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 14:07:53 +0100

Benedict touching two glasses at once.

Requested by sherloving.

Submitted by destinybackstage.

PS.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 20:26:00 +0100

A poll may be underway soon to determine what is the best thing Benedict has touched so far.

Stay tuned and get your votes in via the ask! Will be closing the voting then putting up the top five favourites!

I think we need the picture of Benedict and Matt Smith in which Benedict is TOUCHING TWO GLASSES AT ONCE WITH ONE HAND. I think this is a new milestone in touching.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 20:24:53 +0100

You, my friend, have just unleashed a wild flurry of imagination within my head about Benedict’s large glass-touching mitts!

ATTENTION! Find me this photography my lovely followers. I long to see it! Many thanks!

Benedict touching a pocket, sassily.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 18:59:00 +0100

Benedict touching a pocket, sassily.

Benedict being touched.

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 14:36:24 +0100

Benedict being touched.

Benedict touching the most epic of trolls.

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 12:38:17 +0100

Benedict touching the most epic of trolls.

I don't know man, I just get this crazy feeling that my whole life was leading up to the moment I found this blog. It's everything I could ever ask for from the internet. It's beautiful. Thank you.

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:31:47 +0100

That feeling is CRAY. It’s my present to the internet. Nothing much, just a little something something to while away the long days ;) So glad you like it. Many thanks kind anon!

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BLOG BEFORE, IT IS BRILLIANT! YOUR CAPTIONS ARE THE BEST THINGS.

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:30:59 +0100

I DON’T KNOW RIGHT? Maybe it was hiding? Aww thanks I just play it how I see it (literally). What can I say? I love sincerity (though not if you read the tags, that’s where I let my hair down.)

Many thanks and much love!

ADMIN NOTE I understand this is out of the ordinary. This was...

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 16:18:22 +0100

ADMIN NOTE

I understand this is out of the ordinary. This was originally ‘Benedict touching a computer’ but somebody commented saying somebody needs to make it into him looking at Tumblr.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the fruit of Photoshop at two in the morning and a perfect example of why I should not have photo editing software. Please enjoy responsibly.

Benedict touching a car. Submitted by gettheeacamelry.

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 16:06:00 +0100

Benedict touching a car.

Submitted by gettheeacamelry.

Now you should have pictures of Benedict touching a glass, a cigar, and a skyscraper- sorry, model. And if you do run out of pictures, you could always do reruns or something. I certainly wouldn't mind seeing the old pictures again.

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:37:54 +0100

Maybe one day we’ll do a poll of the ‘Best of’ and see what ones people like. Then we can wheel out the old favourites! ;)